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Hard Candi – Santorum wins Triple Crown Tiara

11 Feb 2012

Triple state crown goes to Santorum.

In what some have described as a childish and immature race to the
GOP nomination, a new darling has emerged.  Little Ricki Santorum,
unseated from the US Senate at 2 (terms) surprised the judges, the
moms, and the dads with a triple state upset (MO, MN, CO) over
self-anointed front-runner Mittzi Romney. Sanatorium may now be
considered the new “enfant terrible” of the GOP (Girls’ Own Power)
race. While in the Senate, Shantaram was famous for his earmarks.
Perhaps it is these beautiful ear markings which have put him ahead
in recent state beauty pageants. “Romney has been treated with
kid gloves,” said a Sanctum supporter. “Well now those gloves are off.”

Amidst the tantrum-throwing and hair-pulling of the contest in
Maine (also known as Tiddlers in Tiaras), Little Mittzi has been
regaining her top spot, wowing the judges with her talent: being very
very rich. (And a bit out of touch). But with only Romney and former
favorite Neutered Gingrich as serious competition, Little Ricki
Factotum is still very much in the picture, and what a pretty picture it
is too!

Rick Santorum is 3 in the Maine contest.

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