Dog News

PC 666 with PATTERSON COLLIER	I, CANDI with CANDI COTTON	FREDERICK PYROMANIAC	CHARLIE SHENKOFF	Oh and CEDRIC GYROMANIAC (when he can weasel his way onto camera)

monday I, Candi with Candi Cotton Hot News Babe Candi Cotton is on the lookout for spies!	tuesday The Dog News Team Takes Prisoners Who's dumber? The media or the government? Clever as the Fox, we report and you decide. (and then we subliminally tell you what to think)
Wednesday On this special edition of PC 666, Patterson digs into the Dog News vault to prove that Dog News has ALWAYS been first to the news bone (even in 1960 before we existed).	Wednesday Former General Stanley McCrystal has joined the staff of Rolling Stone Magazine.
Thursday Dog News does Twilight	Friday Calling all tech geeks! Start your weekend out right with the latest innovation. (Come on... you know this is the only date you're going to get, so you might as well tune in.)
Dog News: the Sitcom Excerpt 1	Frederick Pyromaniac and Cedric Gyromaniac show the love. Feel it!
How many Pattersons does it take to screw in a promo?	The Announcamatic 5000 Low quality goes high tech!


The Patterson Collier Love Duets CD	29.95 However, since America is in a recession, Greece is dragging down the Euro, and China will own everything in a few years, we would like to be paid in Yuan.
Please donate $5 to singer Wyclef Jean's Haiti disaster relief organization Here's how:	Please donate $10 to the Red Cross for disaster relief in Haiti Here's how: