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SANDRA BULLOCK WINS RAZCAR

     On Saturday, Sandra Bullock skipped an important dinner to accept her Razzie. On Sunday, she won an Oscar. On Monday, the Catholic Church fast tracked her to sainthood. The UN also wanted to Crash the Sandra Bullock party and has appointed her ambassador to bridge the gap and stem the violence between good actors and those bad ones taking their jobs. “She is a Force of Nature,” Secretary General Ban Ki Moon said of Bullock. “With her persistence and ability to wear people and the academy down, we feel she is a uniter, not a divider.”
      While many had a bad Premonition Bullock would be the winner, the star herself seemed Blind Sided, wondering if she deserved the award. Bloggers also raced to their computers with Speed and were divided on the issue. Some defended Bullock, claiming she exudes Practical Magic onscreen, while others weren’t Gun Shy about their disdain.

     “There are no divine secrets about this Ya-Ya,” one blogger wrote. For her part, Meryl Streep has vowed never to kiss Sandra again. After all, all’s fair In Love and War.
What’s up next for Ms. Bullock? Will she take time off at The Lake House? After all, Hope Floats. Not this hard working Miss Congeniality! She currently has 4 projects in development. Only time will tell whether her unprecedented weekend has made her an even bigger draw at the box office or if the bottom line will be Murder by Numbers. As for me, Who Do I Gotta Kill to get my Lucky Chances?
      By the way, does anyone know the titles of any of Sandra’s movies?  We were taken by surprise and could have done with about Two Weeks Notice.

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