Category: Cedric’s Chillin Blog
Cedric’s Chillin Blog – on his First Big Scoop
4 Sep 2010
I remember my first big scoop was telling the rest of my third grade class the truth about Santa Claus.
It should not have been a surprise to them when I did a follow-up piece on the Tooth Fairy.
Cedric’s Chillin Blog
3 Sep 2010
Did you ever notice on Star Trek they don’t have news, I wonder what happened to it.
Cedric’s Chillin Blog – on Frederick Pyromaniac
30 Aug 2010
On Frederick:
Fredrick Pyromaniac is a poo poo head. I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Cedric’s Chillin Blog – on Patterson Collier
30 Aug 2010
On Patterson:
Patterson Collier is so Hoidy Toidy that his Butler is a Republican and his Butler’s Butler is a Democrat and his Butler’s Butler’s Butler is an illegal alien with forged papers. The elite say that it’s fashionable.
Cedric’s Chillin Blog – on Candi Cotton
30 Aug 2010
On Candi:
If Candi had a super power, It would be modeling, but I don’t think we are in danger of that. Modeling requires a person walk 100 feet in both directions without expressing opinions along the way. The only way to get Candi to model would be to have someone at the end of the runway to tell her she forgot something at the other end.